How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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