ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
