its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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