i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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