Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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