Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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