I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm really busy with my period
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