Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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