How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Randomize
