You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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