no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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