he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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