I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Buhtt sex?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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