I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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