we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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