We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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