omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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