I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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