Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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