he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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