butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dicks are not precious.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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