K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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