I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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