just tell him i said nine months
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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