we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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