What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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