I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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