dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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