Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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