How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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