I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
we're so committed to being not committed
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