I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize
