what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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