either way he was missing a nipple.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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