You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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