we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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