It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
as a side note pls kill me
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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