Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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