So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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