Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
