Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
