i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think I sprained my soul last night
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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