Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
50% drunk capacity currently
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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