i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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