Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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