I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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