She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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