Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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