I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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