Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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