jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I will die if light touches me.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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