idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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