If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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